Discussion:
ARE YOU CONSTIPATED?
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-03-21 17:38:47 UTC
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New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
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Remember to always vote Republican; the last asshole president didn't quite bankrupt the Treasury.  Close, but no Lewinsky cigar.
Checkmate
2018-03-21 23:53:25 UTC
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New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
Pop enough oxies, and you'll be shitting pebbles every day... saves on
toilet paper, too. Guaranteed one-wipers, plus a quality control
follow-up for the fastidious amongst us. We all go, so why not enjoy
the go?
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-03-22 12:57:24 UTC
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New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
Pop enough oxies, and you'll be shitting pebbles every day... saves on
toilet paper, too. Guaranteed one-wipers, plus a quality control
follow-up for the fastidious amongst us. We all go, so why not enjoy
the go?
I don't do drugs. Last time wuz in country. We smoked MaryJane and did a lotta Obesitol.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-03-22 17:33:45 UTC
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New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
Pop enough oxies, and you'll be shitting pebbles every day... saves on
toilet paper, too.  Guaranteed one-wipers, plus a quality control
follow-up for the fastidious amongst us.  We all go, so why not enjoy
the go?
I don't do drugs.  Last time wuz in country.  We smoked MaryJane and did a lotta Obesitol. An' flucked gook girls.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-05-08 17:29:45 UTC
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New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
Pop enough oxies, and you'll be shitting pebbles every day... saves on
toilet paper, too. Guaranteed one-wipers, plus a quality control
follow-up for the fastidious amongst us. We all go, so why not enjoy
the go?
Perhaps, but Pleasance and I don't do drugs.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-05-09 18:13:12 UTC
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Post by Checkmate
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New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
Pop enough oxies, and you'll be shitting pebbles every day... saves on
toilet paper, too.  Guaranteed one-wipers, plus a quality control
follow-up for the fastidious amongst us.  We all go, so why not enjoy
the go?
Perhaps, but Pleasance and I don't do drugs.
Are we talkin' about drugs?
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-05-18 14:59:11 UTC
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New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
--
Remember to always vote Republican; the last asshole president didn't quite bankrupt the Treasury.  Close, but no Lewinsky cigar.
I CRAP LIKE A CHAMPION!
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-05-24 15:07:25 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less frequently are indeed constipated, that is, fulla shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
Your Colonel, on the other hand, has no such problem, as my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
"THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE."
--
Remember to always vote Republican; the last asshole president didn't quite bankrupt the Treasury.  Close, but no Lewinsky cigar.
I CRAP LIKE A CHAMPION!
I get constipated (plugged up that is) when I eat too much cheese.
It's like puttin' a cork in my "drain."
Discuss...
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2018-05-24 15:32:36 UTC
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On Thu, 24 May 2018 08:07:25 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <***@bigass-babes.com> wrote:

<...>
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
I get constipated (plugged up that is) when I eat too much cheese.
It's like puttin' a cork in my "drain."
Discuss...
Take a chromium picolinate tablet daily. Your turds
will be sliding right out with ease no matter how
much cheese you ingest.
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Checkmate
2018-05-24 17:24:54 UTC
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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
<...>
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
I get constipated (plugged up that is) when I eat too much cheese.
It's like puttin' a cork in my "drain."
Discuss...
Take a chromium picolinate tablet daily. Your turds
will be sliding right out with ease no matter how
much cheese you ingest.
Did you learn that trick after having your chute packed too many times?
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2018-05-24 17:48:22 UTC
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Post by Checkmate
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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
<...>
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
I get constipated (plugged up that is) when I eat too much cheese.
It's like puttin' a cork in my "drain."
Discuss...
Take a chromium picolinate tablet daily. Your turds
will be sliding right out with ease no matter how
much cheese you ingest.
Did you learn that trick after having your chute packed too many times?
LOL
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2019-09-22 15:45:27 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:46 -0700, "fake vet Afro-Eyetalian Scatboi
On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:22:04 -0700, "fake vet Afro-Eyetalian Scatboi
New research apparently indicates that those who take a crap three times a week or less are constipated, i.e., full o' shit.  Doctors are looking into this most recent revelation.
I, on the other hand, have no such problem; my morning coffee goes thru me like an oral enema.
THANK YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE,
Your Colon
This is a "shitty" topic!
You are a "shitty" subperson!
Uppa you ass!
Yer pre-op moulie tranny 'Pleasance' is uppa YOU ass...with his moulie
dick!
Pleasance is a beautiful bird from Huddersfield, you Idjit.

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