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Chaz of Canterbury
2020-01-06 05:17:02 UTC
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Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways?



Driving with the boot lid open as well?
Do the constables simply look the other way?
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JNugent
2020-01-06 12:52:47 UTC
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Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways?
http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
Do the constables simply look the other way?
I don't recall seeing anyone drive with the boot lid open, though I
can't think of any particular reason why it would be illegal, whether in
the UK or the USA, as long as there were at least two mirrors whose use
was not restricted by the boot lid. The rear view would be just as good
as that from a bus, van or truck.

But the last time I was in Texas, I do remember seeing a car on the
freeway with those long, aggressive, hub/axle extensions which are so
reminiscent of the charit race in the 1959 "Ben Hur".
Brian (Sofa 2)
2020-01-06 19:15:58 UTC
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Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways?
http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
Do the constables simply look the other way?
I like getting my fudge packed in Texas.
Byker
2020-01-06 19:56:47 UTC
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Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell these Ben Hur
death-chariot wheels are legal on Texas motorways?
It's a "black thing" that White folks wouldn't understand.
http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
Do the constables simply look the other way?
To interfere would be "racist"...
Hawk
2020-01-06 22:40:27 UTC
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Post by Byker
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell these Ben Hur
death-chariot wheels are legal on Texas motorways?
It's a "black thing" that White folks wouldn't understand.
...and never will.
Post by Byker
http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
Do the constables simply look the other way?
To interfere would be "racist"...
Exactly.
Byker
2020-01-06 23:26:12 UTC
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Post by Hawk
Post by Byker
It's a "black thing" that White folks wouldn't understand.
...and never will.
No need:

J. Clarke
2020-01-07 01:45:26 UTC
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Post by Byker
Post by Hawk
Post by Byker
It's a "black thing" that White folks wouldn't understand.
...and never will.
No need: http://youtu.be/GhxqIITtTtU
Now, if the chimp can figure out how to load it . . .
Checkmate
2020-01-09 11:28:29 UTC
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Checkmate.

On Mon, 6 Jan 2020 17:26:12 -0600 Byker put forth the following notion,
Post by Byker
Post by Hawk
Post by Byker
It's a "black thing" that White folks wouldn't understand.
...and never will.
No need: http://youtu.be/GhxqIITtTtU
Doze wheeels, dey called "swangs". In Houston every nigga want da swangs,
and ya godda haf a fid wheeel to. If you ain't godda fid wheeel wid
swangs, you ain't sheet, know i'm sayin'?

Here dis white dude explain it jes lika nigga wood:



An don't nobody call me a racess, cuz i'm jes sayin'...
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Just Wondering
2020-01-06 21:54:42 UTC
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Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways?
http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots. They have trunks.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Do the constables simply look the other way?
Canaldrifter
2020-01-06 22:27:17 UTC
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American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
and they drive on the pavement.

Tone
Graham.
2020-01-06 22:59:16 UTC
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Post by Canaldrifter
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
and they drive on the pavement.
Tone
The wrong way. And all their light switches are upside down
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Hawk
2020-01-06 22:41:07 UTC
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Post by Just Wondering
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways? http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
But I do keep boots in my trunk.
%
2020-01-06 22:59:33 UTC
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Post by Hawk
Post by Just Wondering
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways? http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
But I do keep boots in my trunk.
my trunk hangs above my boots
The Right And The Powerful
2020-01-07 01:40:12 UTC
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Post by Hawk
Post by Just Wondering
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways? http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
But I do keep boots in my trunk.
my trunk hangs above my boots
Okay
%
2020-01-07 03:07:07 UTC
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Post by Hawk
Post by Just Wondering
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways? http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
But I do keep boots in my trunk.
my trunk hangs above my boots
Okay
now you wanna see my junk , i knew it
The Right And The Powerful
2020-01-07 03:44:40 UTC
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Post by Hawk
Post by Just Wondering
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways? http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
But I do keep boots in my trunk.
my trunk hangs above my boots
Okay
now you wanna see my junk , i knew it
So
%
2020-01-07 03:53:17 UTC
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Post by Hawk
Post by Just Wondering
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways? http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
But I do keep boots in my trunk.
my trunk hangs above my boots
Okay
now you wanna see my junk , i knew it
So
i know
k***@notreal.com
2020-01-08 03:05:09 UTC
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Post by Hawk
Post by Just Wondering
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways? http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Looks to me like they're just for show, they wouldn't last an
hour in a parking lot.
Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
American cars don't have boots.  They have trunks.
But I do keep boots in my trunk.
my trunk hangs above my boots
You must be one of those racist Republicans.
Checkmate
2020-01-08 01:54:37 UTC
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Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways?
http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
Do the constables simply look the other way?
Those gentlemens were speaking a dialect I'm not familiar with, but I did
manage to determine that they call them "Swangs"... it's a ghetto thang.
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kensi." -Nadegda
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Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

Author, Humorist, Cynic
Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
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In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
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k***@notreal.com
2020-01-08 03:02:51 UTC
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Post by Chaz of Canterbury
Could you blokes explain to me how the bloody hell
these Ben Hur death-chariot wheels are legal on
Texas motorways?
http://youtu.be/MIjMgDHFFgk
Driving with the boot lid open as well?
Do the constables simply look the other way?
I thought it was that 007 bloke who drove a car with those sorts of
spinners, around jolly ol'.
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